The driver of a Honda crashed his car into the Greensboro, N.C. Apple Store early this morning, in what was apparently a botched robbery attempt – what’s more interesting is the description that a security guard apparently offered – a man in a white ninja suit.
The driver has not been found as yet, and reportedly fled the scene immediately without stealing anything. Meanwhile, the store will be closed for at least the entire day while repairs and security are being handled.
Perhaps the criminal was expecting Ninja Steve Jobs to show up and foil his plans, perhaps he had ultra-special secret skills, and only pretended to disappear while simply becoming invisible, or perhaps everything else he owned was in the laundry – any ideas?
[9to5Mac]
