Siri Says the Darndest Things: Cloud Couture, Funky Beats, and Siri the Homicidal Maniac!

Siri Says the Darndest Things: Cloud Couture, Funky Beats, and Siri the Homicidal Maniac!

Siri may not work the way some lawsuit happy schmucks want her to, but she does just fine for the purposes of this column! Let’s enjoy some more wit and wisdom from everybody’s favorite personal assistant, Siri! But watch out for that new movie she’s in, it’s a killer!

Did he sleep here?

Everyone is a star! Or a whisp of water vapor…

Play that funky music!

Drinking buddies forever!

Siri: The Horror Movie!

We thank Siri Humor for the the above screenshots. It’s a very funny site, be warned if you do visit, that it’s possibly NSFW, mostly for language.

What do you have Siri call you? We’d love to find out. Let us know what Siri calls you. We’ve had some great emails from our readers, but we’d love to see more! Send your replies to: chris@www.mactrast.com, and we’ll publish the best ones. Let’s hear it!

We’ve been appreciative of the Siri remarks you’ve submitted to us, and we want you to keep them coming! But, before you take the time to send your screenshots, check in the MacTrast archives and see if we’ve already published it. (And if we’ve published it twice, please let us know.) Just search for “Siri Says the Darndest Things” on MacTrast, and you’ll be able to see what we’ve already used.

Please keep them coming though, send them to: chris@www.mactrast.com. If you see a video or article showing an interesting way that users have bent Siri to their will, or a funny cartoon or video starring Siri, send us a link! We’ll give you credit for the heads-up!

Thanks, see you next week!