Samuel L Jackson is Now Available on Alexa Devices, Moth$%Fu@#$%

As promised back in September, Samuel L. Jackson is now available to be the voice of Alexa on Alexa-compatible devices. It’ll cost ya a buck to hear Jackson talk back to you, but worth it to hear him call you “that” word.

The rollout is part of Amazon’s Celebrity Voice Program for its virtual voice assistant, and can be activated by saying, “Alexa, introduce me to Samuel L. Jackson.”

You can choose whether you prefer the clean or explicit version of Jackson’s comments, but really, who wants a clean talking Samuel L. Jackson? Oh, you have kids? Maybe you should wait for someone a little more kid friendly.

According to Amazon’s Alexa Celebrity Voice page, you can try after activating the Jackson skill:

Get to know Samuel L. Jackson

“Alexa, ask Samuel if he has a favorite hobby.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel if he likes music.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel what he does when he’s not making movies.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel what his greatest achievement is.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel if he always wanted to be an actor.”

Ask Samuel about Life in Hollywood

“Alexa, ask Samuel what it was like making Star Wars.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel how he got the part of Nick Fury.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel how he got his big break.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel for the secret to his success.”

Samuel’s Favorites

“Alexa, ask Samuel what his favorite movie line is.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel what his favorite book is.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel what his favorite drink is.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel what his favorite game is.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel what his favorite superhero movie is.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel if he has a favorite video game.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel what his favorite ice cream is.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel where his favorite vacation spot is.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel what his favorite TV show is.”

Small talk with Samuel

“Alexa, ask Samuel to tell me a joke.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel to sing jingle bells.
“Alexa, ask Samuel if he’s having a good day.”
“Alexa, tell Samuel hello.”
“Alexa, tell Samuel Merry Christmas.”
“Alexa, tell Samuel good morning.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel what he did today.”
“Alexa, tell Samuel that I’m a big fan.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel to roast me.”
“Alexa, tell Samuel to pull my finger.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel to tell my kids to go to bed.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel for more cowbell.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel how much wood could a woodchuck chuck.”

Daily Help from Samuel

“Alexa, ask Samuel for the weather.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel to play some music.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel to set a 10 minute pizza timer.”
“Alexa, ask Samuel how tall is Mt Fuji?”
“Alexa, ask Samuel what’s 99 divided by 12?”
“Alexa, ask Samuel for the news.”