Irrefutable Proof That Apple is a Member of the Illuminati (VIDEO)

YouTube user Peladophobian offers irrefutable proof that Apple is Illuminati. (Well, kinda.)

Personally, I think his incorrect estimation of the battery life of the iPhone 6 throws his whole equation off, making it suspect. What’s your opinion?

More Damning Illuminati Evidence! (Or Someone Just Likes Drawing Triangles)

As further proof of the theory, the IBTimes offers these discoveries:

GASP! The locations of Apple’s Manhattan retail stores form a TRIANGLE!
iOS icons contain TRIANGLES!

Peladophobian also offers damning proof about KFC, Samsung, Nike, and more as members of the Illuminati. Even Ebola is part of the whole conspiracy!

(Thanks to MacTrast reader “Mellie Bee” for sending us the link.)
Chris Hauk

Chris is a Senior Editor at Mactrast. He lives somewhere in the deep Southern part of America, and yes, he has to pump in both sunshine and the Internet.

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