5 Year Old Genius Turns Down Offer of a Free Sony Tablet on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Arden Haynes, the five year old genius with more knowledge of U.S. politics and world geography than your average full-grown adult, continued to show his ability to make good decisions during his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night.

When offered a free Sony Xperia tablet at the end of his appearance on the show, Haynes handed it back to Kimmel, saying: “Well you could just give it away because we’re just planning to get an iPad for Christmas.”

If Mr. Haynes continues to show such intelligence in future decisions, he will rule us all. I for one, welcome our new master.

(Thanks to 9to5Mac for the original link to the video.)

J. Glenn Künzler

Glenn is Managing Editor at MacTrast, and has been using a Mac since he bought his first MacBook Pro in 2006. He lives in a small town in Utah, enjoys bacon more than you can possibly imagine, and is severely addicted to pie.