We’ve all known all along what smartphone technology was leading up to, a smartphone controlled vibrator that connects via Bluetooth, and allows you to login and “connect” over long distances. The Vibease, it’s about time someone found a good use for a smartphone!
Useful if you’re in a long-distance relationship, we suppose. There are also custom pulsations and fantasy simulations, but we don’t know what this all means.
The Vibease website (mostly SFW, some clinical sexual descriptions), tells us that “Vibease gives a woman everything that her body and mind needs for true pleasure: sound, mood, an emotional connection and…” Well, there’s a fourth one listed, but I’ll let you go to the site and find it for yourself. (And, if you don’t already know the fourth one guys, shame on you!)
While the device offers 5(!) levels of power, (low, low-medium, medium, high, and “who needs a man?”), and 4 vibration patterns, a truly intriguing feature looks to be the “remote control via Bluetooth option.”
The Vibease is currently only compatible with Android smartphones via the Vibease app. (The company says they are working on an iOS version of the app, but good luck on getting that one by the prudes in the App Store.) There’s also an intriguing remote control option tor sharing the experience with a partner.
Check out the mostly safe for work video below and hear of the touching tale of a young couple, Samantha and Kevin, who are sadly forced to share their love over the Internet. (Kevin’s “vibration rhythm” seems to be based on “for all it’s worth” method.)
If you’re interested, you can pre-order, and be sure to check out the special deal you get if you buy a pair, “one for your lover and one for yourself”.
