Man Force Feeds His Girlfriend An iPhone

According to a disturbing recent news report from the Upper East Side of New York City, a 37-year-old patent lawyer supposedly force fed an iPhone to his 23-year-old girlfriend, attempting to make her eat it.

The incident reportedly happened during an argument that the two were having, and the assault allegedly caused some bruising, as well as some cuts and scrapes around the girl’s mouth. The perpetrator, Brian Anscomb, was arrested on Sunday, and if he is convicted, faces serious assault charges.

Sometimes I wonder what the hell has to go wrong in somebody’s head in order for them to do something so clearly insane. We’ve all heard that some Apple fans try to shove their Apple fanboy status down other’s throats, but this takes “FaceTime to a whole new level. Simply ridiculous.

J. Glenn Künzler

Glenn is Managing Editor at MacTrast, and has been using a Mac since he bought his first MacBook Pro in 2006. He lives in a small town in Utah, enjoys bacon more than you can possibly imagine, and is severely addicted to pie.